De-stress With Good Humour

The articles in Expertscolumn are generally serious in nature.  It is time some humour also was introduced to lighten the mood.

Two aged women were discussing their husbands over tea. The first one said 'i wish my Anil would stop biting his nails.It makes me very nervous'. The second replied 'My hubby also used to bite his nails, but I cured him of his habit' 'How'. 'I hid his teeth'

A expectant father by mistake calls the cricket stadium instead of the hospital. He faints after hearing, '7 out, 4 more to go, last was a duck'.

Or have you noticed that a

watched mobile never rings.

Or has it been your experience that no one is listening till you make a mistake.

Or why does it always has to be the bag that breaks is the one with the eggs.

Can you fathom as to why success always happens in private and failure in full view.

When you are partying why must your clean tie almost always attract the soup of the day.

In purchases, why  the more an  item  costs the farther it has to be sent for repairs.

Or when travelling in air, the moment the coffee is served the aircraft encounters turbulence.

How about understanding the fact that celibacy isnt hereditary.Or how come night falls and


day breaks.Or when does a woman care for a man's company. Obviously when he owns it.

How do I respond to my wife's jealousy which  is getting ridiculous. Today she looked at my calender and wants to know who May was.

A sign on a Patna railway station reads : Aana free, jaana free, pakde gaye to khana free.

Coming to choices, a wife asked her husband ;do you want dinner. The husband asked what are my choices. Wife:Yes or No.

And finally, Santa returned the book to the library and banged it on the table saying loudly ' what a shit? I read the whole book ,it is full of too many  characters and there is no story at all.    The librarian : ' so you are the one who took away the Telephone Directory'.

Hope  readers will enjoy. If response is encouraging more can follow at decent intervals.

 

 



Article Written By vks1000

Am a retired professional who is now into education of International Business and management topics. I enjoy writing and like reading on politics,economics,management and films. I take life as it comes and try to keep myself busy with a variety of activities.

Last updated on 26-07-2016 50 0

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